If you overthink at 2AM and question the universe before your alarm goes off… this shirt gets you.
The “I Don’t Need Sleep. I Need Answers.” graphic tee pairs perfectly with the darkly hilarious back print: “Plants are actually farming us by giving us oxygen and water until we die and then they just eat our bodies…”
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Equal parts existential humor, conspiracy-core, and chaotic intellectual energy — this unisex graphic t-shirt is made for deep thinkers, overanalyzers, plant lovers, meme addicts, and anyone who survives on caffeine and curiosity.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
